Schick - Qantas Emergency Razor 
 
Temperatures during August in Nhulunbuy usually range around 23 to 31C and as I was flying to Melbourne where I knew that it would be bloody freezing for this thin blooded northerner, I packed my bag with a jacket in an easily accessible pocket so that as soon as I picked my bag up, I could slip it on before I ventured outside the airport terminal. ‘Sorry sir, your bag has been directed to Sydney, we’ll get it to you in the morning’. I’ve got the cloths I’m standing in, its bloody cold and I was so looking forward to a shave. ‘Here sir, take this. This emergency pack has your essential personal items and a pair of pyjamas’. ‘Thank you’, it wasn’t that poor bugger’s fault, he was doing all he could.
I’m looking and feeling feral and scratch as I might, the itch is driving me up the wall; bugger it, I’ll try that petite little Qantas special in the pack and go back to the days when similar examples were my razors of choice. There’s also a tube of Schick Shaving Cream in the pack; I’ve got nothing else so it’s back to the bad old days on the shave cream front too for this little boy. Try as I might, I couldn’t get a lather but there was lubricant on my face so no turning back now. After I worked out how to get the blade protector off, the little Schick done a commendable job as it clawed its way through the first pass. Second pass, and the tube of Shaving Cream had been squeezed dry. This really is getting back to the days when shaving every day was a requirement of the job and being too broke to afford shave cream, I’d dry shave. At least this time there was some shaving cream residue from the first pass, and I could use water. To be fair the Qantas Emergency Razor didn’t do a bad job, it was smooth with around Karve CB Level #C efficiency and there was enough positive blade to satisfactorily complete the shave and make me feel like someone owned me again. Even though it was forced onto me, it was good to experience again what was the normal not all that long ago. Truth is, I’m not about to give away my collection of razors to go back to the disposable razor, that’s for sure.
Qantas, as good as their word, got my bag to me around mid-morning the next day, but not before I had rushed out to buy myself another jumper, gee I’ll need that back home. One item in the pack that really performed well was the tooth brush. If I knew what brand it was or where to get them from, I would continue using them. That’s an experience I don’t want to repeat again in a hurry, but I lived to tell the tale.
Blades Used – Internal
Material – Genuine Landfill Plastic
Blade Tab – Covered
Availability – When Qantas misdirect your luggage
Final Word – Thanks for nothing Qantas