I reckon a few of you are close enough to hipsterish for this

[eggbert]

It actually exists, and is for sale http://www.silverinthecity.com/soap-for-hipsters.html

 

[Mark1966]

ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Why do you do this to us @eggbert ???

'This item is currently on backorder and is est to ship April 9.'

 

[borked]

First confirmed victim/hipster
Thanks for playing @Mark1966

 

[Mark1966]

It was for a friend @borked, for a friend ....

 

[borked]

It was for a friend @borked, for a friend ....

Ok , if you insist

 

[stillshunter]

This about sums it up for me.

 

[borked]

Next he will insist his 'mate's name is Mark as well... who could it be now ?

 

[Arnold J Rimmer]

Fortunately, I have cricket to keep me from ever becoming a hipster. That soap made me gag a little.

I'll stick to the Bay Rum, thanks, until someone brings out a linseed oil one ... mmm cricket bats!

 

[eggbert]

Back row middle @Arnold J Rimmer . And if his name is Xavier - then I'm afraid he is a hipster twat in my book.

 

[Arnold J Rimmer]

Nah, way too much hair, top and front, for me. See my avatar? That's closer to my presentation (without the Hologram tag on the forehead).

Also, I'm not even close to 6'5"

No X-men here, I'm afraid.

And it may be spelt twat, but it's pronounced 'Thwaite' (Guest House Paradiso reference).

 

[SmallYetDeadly]

This about sums it up for me.

In fairness this lady is referring to those cheating grannies who have had a hip replacement and are towelling her up at bowls.