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[rhodes96]

Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

This reminds of a crazy Italian movie many years ago, when an Italian woman was cooking in kitchen and she grab the biggest, fattest longest cucumber ever, suddenly she wrapped up the whole cucumber in glad wrap and add a few drops or more of extra virgin olive oil, off she went on a wild ride of life on the kitchen bench for an hour.

When she finished having fun with the cucumber, she removed the glad wrap and started making the salad, 15mins later her husband comes home from work for lunch and he said her, how are you my dear and she said I’ll feel FANTASTIC while her husband eating the salad looking at her wife. Saying to himself in his mind, happy wife, happy life and a very happy family.

What the .... ????

No comment.

 

[Bucephalus]

Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

This reminds me of a crazy Italian movie many years ago, when an Italian woman was cooking in kitchen and she grab the biggest, fattest longest cucumber ever, suddenly she wrapped up the whole cucumber in glad wrap and add a few drops or more of extra virgin olive oil, off she went on a wild ride of her life in full orgasm on the kitchen bench for an hour.

When she finished having fun with the cucumber, she removed the glad wrap and started making the salad, 15mins later her husband comes home from work for lunch and he said to her, how are you my dear and she said, I’ll feel FANTASTIC while her husband eating the salad looking at her wife. Saying to himself in his mind, happy wife, happy life and a very happy family.

GROSS!

 

[Gargravarr]

Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

This reminds me of a crazy Italian movie many years ago, when an Italian woman was cooking in kitchen and she grab the biggest, fattest longest cucumber ever, suddenly she wrapped up the whole cucumber in glad wrap and add a few drops or more of extra virgin olive oil, off she went on a wild ride of her life in full orgasm on the kitchen bench for an hour.

When she finished having fun with the cucumber, she removed the glad wrap and started making the salad, 15mins later her husband comes home from work for lunch and he said to her, how are you my dear and she said, I’ll feel FANTASTIC while her husband eating the salad looking at her wife. Saying to himself in his mind, happy wife, happy life and a very happy family.

Sounds like a great movie.

Edit: Well done, it's usually up to me to lower the tone, but you've done it in style.

 

[rhodes96]

Sounds like a great movie.

Edit: Well done, it's usually up to me to lower the tone, but you've done it in style.

And now we know why he's banished to the West.

 

[SpeedyPC]

Sounds like a great movie.

Edit: Well done, it's usually up to me to lower the tone, but you've done it in style.

That’s because you haven’t seen the movie, while you’re about to choke yourself up on popcorn, if you watch the woman how she handle the biggest, fattest, longest cucumber wrap up in glad wrap.

 

[SpeedyPC]

And now we know why he's banished to the West.

Smartass!!! You’ll be eating the bloody salad and you wouldn’t even know what’s going on, when you come home from work while she put on a great big fat smile on her face just for you Muppet

 

[rhodes96]

Smartass!!! You’ll be eating the bloody salad and you wouldn’t even know what’s going on, when you come home from work while she put on a great big fat smile on her face just for you Muppet

 

[Gargravarr]

That’s because you haven’t seen the movie, while you’re about to choke yourself up on popcorn, if you watch the woman how she handle the biggest, fattest, longest cucumber wrap up in glad wrap.

No, I just pride myself on being broadminded. It really does take a lot to shock me. Just a matter of perspective...

So what's the movie?

 

[SpeedyPC]

No, I just pride myself on being broadminded. It really does take a lot to shock me. Just a matter of perspective...

So what's the movie?

That was roughly about 7 or 8 years ago on Foxtel World Movies.

I’m glad I got rid of Foxtel, why, too many repeated movies, over and over for a month is not worth the money.

 

[Wilkshire13]

No, I just pride myself on being broadminded. It really does take a lot to shock me. Just a matter of perspective...

So what's the movie?

My big fat greek salad

 

[Razor Burn]

My big fat greek salad