Terrible affliction

[Les]

Hi Paste & Cut Crew,
My second post… be gentle…
Is anyone else cursed with having a second derrière on their chin? Mine is cavernous, and the only reliable way to tame the stray whiskers is a touch up with the braun electric post shave.
I have tried stretching, squeezing, squinting to no avail.
The only positive is being able to blow my nose and wipe my bum with the same tissue.

 

[Gargravarr]

Hi Les,
I don't recall anyone having mentioned such an affliction before, and I guess a solution might depend on how such a deuxième derrière presents itself. Assuming such mundane suggestions as pointing your derr-, I mean your chin at the heavens while you are relieving it of its superfluous bristles does not accomplish the task, maybe you need to adopt a suitably agile razor. The obvious suggestion from my experience would be one of the more compact AC razors such as the Blackland Vector or the Tatara Amakuni.

I imagine some of the str8 razor crowd might suggest a naked edge, but you would have to be very brave or very desperate to undertake this. And have a heady stand.

 

[LesC]

Hi Les,
I don't recall anyone having mentioned such an affliction before, and I guess a solution might depend on how such a deuxième derrière presents itself. Assuming such mundane suggestions as pointing your derr-, I mean your chin at the heavens while you are relieving it of its superfluous bristles does not accomplish the task, maybe you need to adopt a suitably agile razor. The obvious suggestion from my experience would be one of the more compact AC razors such as the Blackland Vector or the Tatara Amakuni.

I imagine some of the str8 razor crowd might suggest a naked edge, but you would have to be very brave or very desperate to undertake this. And have a heady stand.

Plus 1 for an AC

 

[silverlifter]

You could look at a moustache razor; the smaller head may fit in your top bum!

 

[SpeedyPC]

You could look at a moustache razor; the smaller head may fit in your top bum!

Or your bloody hairy nuts sack

 

[Les]

Hi Les,
I don't recall anyone having mentioned such an affliction before, and I guess a solution might depend on how such a deuxième derrière presents itself. Assuming such mundane suggestions as pointing your derr-, I mean your chin at the heavens while you are relieving it of its superfluous bristles does not accomplish the task, maybe you need to adopt a suitably agile razor. The obvious suggestion from my experience would be one of the more compact AC razors such as the Blackland Vector or the Tatara Amakuni.

I imagine some of the str8 razor crowd might suggest a naked edge, but you would have to be very brave or very desperate to undertake this. And have a heady stand.

Yes an AC will most likely be my next acquisition. I have been researching since you recommended them in my welcome mat post. Too many toys, not enough money.

 

[Les]

You could look at a moustache razor; the smaller head may fit in your top bum!

Wow. That thing is bizarre! Coincidentally I have just delved into the world of craft beer so I should probably grow a moustache soon haha.

 

[Gargravarr]

Wow. That thing is bizarre! Coincidentally I have just delved into the world of craft beer so I should probably grow a moustache soon haha.

And announce to the world that you have "intimate" problems? That aside, you can waste a lot of money by indulging a passion for quality beers, especially if you start brewing them yourself. As the saying goes, if I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink...