These Wilkie's any good?

[Dale.Whiley]

That's Grand Society level buying and I'm not sure they want riff raff like me in their super exclusive club!

@eggbert, from your profile photo I would never have thought you qualified for the riff raff tag.

 

[Mark1966]

I was aware of the 'new wave' of Australian items... and I could have mentioned a rotary clothes line too (invented by an Aussie in case you didn't know).

Really???

Wonder why - we never bother doing any washing down here.

We do shower though - unlike our Northern hemisphere ancestors

 

[hunnymonster]

@eggbert, from your profile photo I would never have thought you qualified for the riff raff tag.

It's all relative... Even in the highest echelons of society someone has to be the pleb (relatively). @eggbert's goldplated monocle sets him below those of us with gold monocles...

 

[hunnymonster]

We do shower though - unlike our Northern hemisphere ancestors

With you fellas all being upside down, don't your armpits fill up in the shower?

 

[gthomas04]

With you fellas all being upside down, don't your armpits fill up in the shower?

The armpits aren't the problem @hunnymonster it is the daily enemas that take a bit of adjusting to

 

[filobiblic]

There's a limit to the number of boomerangs, slouch hats and Fauldings a man needs

Have you tried Occams shaving cream (by @Occams) or Shaver Heaven soaps (by @Anthony)? Both these creams and soft soaps are well worth shipping around the work. In fact, I think you can now get Shaver Heaven from Shaving Time in the UK. [emoji6]

 

[hunnymonster]

I've not... But that's because I have more soaps & creams than most retail operations

We'd best gloss over the blade mountain too. And the splashes. And the razors. And the brushes.