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Yeah, but look at the front of his head! Must have slipped while trying to shave his eyebrows! He looks familiar, too! I suspect he's the bugger that did my vasectomy a few years ago!
 
Becephalus said:
You youngster you! SWMBO had mine done in Port Hedland in 1975. A real wild-west town it was, not the place of koof & kulchur it is now!
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The butcher that worked on me under local used hard blue nylon sutures instead of dissolving stitches as he should have done. Three of the four have worked their way out of my scrotum (using the sharp cut knot-ends on each stitch) since the procedure in 1990. I can't tell you what it's like while they are trying to dig their way out. The fourth one is still there and keeps life exciting! Every bugger I know who had a vasectomy claimed they were playing squash or golf two days later. Lying bastards! Mine haemorraged terribly that night and I had to go to hospital at 1.00 a.m. to have the scrotum restitched properly. Unfortunately, they didn't replace the nylon vas stitches at the same time! I can handle it though... us old Soldiers can handle anything!
 
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So in a round about way, you're saying occasionally you get a long forgotten itch :p ? I can only wish mate. Since my prostate ops - NADA, ZILCH, NUTTIN', ZERO. Not uncommon I'm told by my Urologist.
 
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