gthomas04
...was Drubbing's first. AKA Captain Tightarse
Wrong...I was an uncultured philistine way before Mong and no, I don't have a Slim and no, I don't particularly aspire to owning one.
But you sir were an uncultured philistine for different reasons if I recall. Having never been brought into the light, unlike Mong who actually wishes to dispose of his Slim, you have not had the opportunity to savour its perfection. Uncultured Philistine you may well be PJ but nowhere near the heights as he who wishes to dispose of his Slim MONG (may his whiskers all ingrow and his Merkur (silly name) get rust).