gthomas04
...was Drubbing's first. AKA Captain Tightarse
Glen, when you have to do the naked dash to your stash whilst the water is running, do it with pride!
OFFICIAL DE SHAVING BUSINESS NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!
Sadly being slightly passed 21and with a replaced hip still settling down the phrase dash was not a particularly literal description of my speed of movement - it would be more like a staggering limp with all the bits that are left flopping about the place. Even I wouldn't want to see me much less scarring my grand daughters for life.