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MERKUR 40031

neongas

neongas

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Who's game enough to get this? :ROFLMAO:

Last one! https://www.safetyrazors.com.au/products/merkur-40031-double-edge-safety-razor-red
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I reckon @Bucephalus is fully qualify to shave with this new shaving butt plug, the real question is…,. How would you do it :unsure:

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Bucephalus said:
You appear to be obsessed with my nether region - why?
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Because you're the only bloody camel on P&C dressing up in a leather kinky outfit, so when are you planning to try out the Merkur shaving butt plug, because, everybody is waiting for your complete review.
 
Dman69 said:
Reminds of a line from a movie somewhere -

"There's always time for lube!!"
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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

This reminds me of a crazy Italian movie many years ago, when an Italian woman was cooking in kitchen and she grab the biggest, fattest longest cucumber ever, suddenly she wrapped up the whole cucumber in glad wrap and add a few drops or more of extra virgin olive oil, off she went on a wild ride of her life in full orgasm on the kitchen bench for an hour.

When she finished having fun with the cucumber, she removed the glad wrap and started making the salad, 15mins later her husband comes home from work for lunch and he said to her, how are you my dear and she said, I’ll feel FANTASTIC while her husband eating the salad looking at her wife. Saying to himself in his mind, happy wife, happy life and a very happy family.
 
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