Drubbing
110% Smiley-Free
Didn't work for me here. I hope you have better luck.
The behaviour around here really is rather ungentlemenly sometimes. [insert smiley of choice to show that this was a tongue in check comment in case any Yanks are reading]
If it ever gets gentlemenly, I'm getting the ban stick out.
I don't care if the yanks are reading, they've already banned me. Best thing that ever happened to me online.