Can't see how tardo, at least according to the urban dictionary defintion, can have any bearing on your hair growth patterns. But as you're obviously a Foofy (Foo Fighters Fan, just run with it), I'll forgive you anything.
"A tardo is the evolution of a retard. when a retard gains the ability to function among normal people but is still considered retarded because of his or her awkwardness. Tardos are prone to crapping their pants in public and will most likely try to attack you if you make too much eye contact. The best way to deal with tardos is to keep away."
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Can't say my second shave with the Gillette Plat was particularly successful. Still pretty close but serious razorburn and just not very nice at all. Will persist to see if this was an obscure one off disaster due to some other as yet unknown factor.
I mean it's all messed up, along the bottom of the neck it grows sideways to the right and really flat in against the skin, and then the bottom 10mm or so is a mixture of this sideways thing, and upwards. Meaning no matter what I do I manage to irritate half of it half the time.
