I had a shave with the famous Arko piss stick last night, suddenly I was having breakfast with my mother this morning.
She tells me that I smell like a pissy homeless man, suddenly she asked me, if, I'm broke and needed some money.
I told my mother no, I'm not bloody broke or going homeless, I told her to blame it on Arko.
She had idea what the hell is Arko, I told her to google it, after about 20mins searching on her phone, she said what is a piss stick?
She said why are you buying urinal cake shaving Turkish soap, I told her it's a lemony scour smell. She said it's smell kinda off in a good way, but, it does smell like a homeless bastard lazy pri
ck.
I told my mother I needed Arko to get rid of the bloody mosquitoes during summer wet/dry season, she said to me, no wonder you're still a sweaty bastard.
