When did this happen. $5 boars not good enough for you no more?...........
Well I guess it's more to do with the fact that every badger brush I've got is different and the badger knots in each one behaves slightly differently. It's just softer and more luxurious I guess. Oh my god I've become a yuppie metrosexual. That's it, I ain't touchin' them new fangled badger thingos no more. Gimme hog.
...........Not happening. I bought a load of smogs before realising they were terrible. Remember, I was in the Death Star grip of YKW at the time and was cutting the smogs months of slack.
I know, it was a terrible time. Deadly automatons roamed the surface of our planet in search of members of the rebel alliance. We have all strayed and worshipped false prophets, brother. We are your family now.