gthomas04
...was Drubbing's first. AKA Captain Tightarse
Well what fun life can be. All leading up to a shave. Got over the dreaded lurg and managed to walk into a tooth abcess. Yummy really really bloody painful - only thing I can relate it to is kidney stones. Anyway certainly didnt feel like shaving at the time. Got to the dentist who wont touch a tooth with an active infection - got some antibiotics and told to hang in. Lovely advice - Two days later and the pain begins to lessen - celebrated with a chicken and corn roll (dont know why but I have a weakness for these things). Two hours later and I notice a few itchy bumps on my stomach. 24 hours later and I have itchy bumps from toes to earlobes. Give up on the home remedies and head to medical centre - two jabs in the ass and a handful of pills. All looking good - must be shaving time soon I am beginning to look like one of the Beagle Boys (for those of you old enough). Wake up Monday - yay no rash on body, but bottom lip looks like Botox gone wrong - no shave. Next day bottom lip is terrific - chin the size of a watermelon - no shave. Next day top lip looked like I had a run in with a Mods right cross (as there is three of you you can choose which one) - no shave.
Finally today all was settled and despite my promise there as no bloody way I was going to experiment with anything. So the shave was just like all the rest of my SOTDs. But it felt wonderful. Still had a few unseen bumps on the face that the SE took rapid care of.
I am now smooth faced and happy to be back in the human race. (To add insult to it all my new you beaut PC setup arrived in the midst of all this and I haven't even plugged it in yet)>
Finally today all was settled and despite my promise there as no bloody way I was going to experiment with anything. So the shave was just like all the rest of my SOTDs. But it felt wonderful. Still had a few unseen bumps on the face that the SE took rapid care of.
I am now smooth faced and happy to be back in the human race. (To add insult to it all my new you beaut PC setup arrived in the midst of all this and I haven't even plugged it in yet)>